Time: 9:30
Copyright © 2010 Jeff Feldman
Verse 1
Have you ever loved a woman who loved you just as much?
Have you ever loved a woman who loved you just as much?
But when bedtime came you couldn’t satisfy her ‘in the clutch?
Verse 2
Ads for sex performance ads say do not take with nitrate pills
I say have you ever seen how Viagra and the like say do not take with nitrate pills?
If I took or stop taking nitrates or took it with Viagra I’d get killed
Verse 3
This has got to be the worst blues you could possibly have
Worse than a cheating wife
Worse than loving a woman already taken
Worse than loving a woman who doesn’t love you back!
No sex under any circumstances
Verse 4
You might as well be dead if you can’t make love
Lord you might as well be dead if you can’t make love
Is it worth it to stop taking a drug that keeps you alive with no sex?
Verse 5
Is it worth it when your woman calling you “Mr. Limp”?
I say is it worth when your woman calling you Mr. Limp?
I’ve already learned the hard divorce way when your log goes soft
Verse 6
When sex-time comes you better have a tongue and a mouthwash bottle
When sex time comes you better have a tongue and a mouthwash bottle
If she doesn’t settle for that you can try a using a Coke bottle!!!
Verse 7
Maybe you could try electric toys, but who knows if she’d even do that!
Maybe you could try electric toys, but who knows if she’s even do that!
I think women stop using vibrators when they marry a man
Chorus
Lord I have the limp log blues!
Lord I have the limp log blues!
If that happens to your marriage will become a zoo.
Verse 8
Don’t believe marriage is about friendship
Don’t believe marriage is just about friendship
My wife was my best friend and she divorced me
Over a limp dick that confused even me!
Verse 9
You might as well be dead if you can’t make love
I say you might as well be dead if you can’t make love
Is it worth it to stop taking a drug that keeps you alive with no sex?
Is it worth your woman calling you “Mr. Limp”?